Hello, Rebecca. Hi – greetings. Salutations… no, how can I – how to say this: what’s up? What. What is up? Hey. What is down? Oh, for fuck’s sake – how to begin? Where to begin? Should I start with a full stop and end with a question mark? How to punctuate, how to use letters, pictographs, to make words that mean something, so that you will hear me – this shouldn’t be so hard. Darling, sweetheart,...